Real Programmers don't comment their code. 
If it was hard to write it should be hard to read.

Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code, 
will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.

Programming is Our Religion.
Algorithms are Our Bible.

We ./make Our Own God.

There are 10 types of people in this world; 
those who understand binary and those who don't.

Without requirements and design, 
programming is adding bugs to a text file.

I don't need tests.
Tests are for people who write bugs.

Tests won't fail,
if you don't write tests.

Project Manager is a Person who thinks, 
nine women can deliver a baby in One month.